Went to take a nap after work yesterday and woke up to my alarm to get ready for work today pic.twitter.com/1jg31TWOKZ
— J (@jonandtonic) July 28, 2026
just got a rejection email for a VOLUNTEER position pic.twitter.com/byUETAxQoj
— rhi (@loonaeves) July 29, 2026
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MUSTARD pic.twitter.com/uIwf3VkSpp
— Solace 🏳️⚧️ (@solaceinthesnow) July 27, 2026
submitting job applications in 2026 is a lot like when you were younger and you’d write letters to Santa
— Neet (@neet_sol) July 28, 2026
this how dogs watch you eat pic.twitter.com/VaxD7dxqWC
— Esluva 🎀 (@Vesper_2005) July 27, 2026
this month has felt like being awake during surgery
— CHANEL MURDER (@ChanelMurder) July 29, 2026
once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”
— sydney (@squid_bees) July 26, 2026
Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership pic.twitter.com/DNUiL4pgGi
— ້ (@SEVEREDHELLY) July 26, 2026
Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry
— Emily Rownd (@EmilyRownd) July 29, 2026
Me defending my cat fully aware he’s gulty but he’s my baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/IlIKh3MIWf
— Black cats are not bad luck (@blackscats) July 28, 2026
