Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership pic.twitter.com/DNUiL4pgGi
— ້ (@SEVEREDHELLY) July 26, 2026
once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”
— sydney (@squid_bees) July 26, 2026
my friend's top three countries are germany, japan, and italy and i was like…. wait….
— ida (@saintgumi) July 27, 2026
Petition to start naming heatwaves after oil companies and wildfires after their CEO's.
— MP Arizona☀️🏳️🌈💙🌵🐕🐕🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 (@AzPetrich) July 27, 2026
Me defending my cat fully aware he’s gulty but he’s my baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/IlIKh3MIWf
— Black cats are not bad luck (@blackscats) July 28, 2026
Getting attached to the car ahead that you've followed for 45 minutes and then they suddenly take the exit like we had nothing pic.twitter.com/C4rJT2X62m
— Mads (@europemaxxed) July 27, 2026
i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER pic.twitter.com/hwUwzYPM1K
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 28, 2026
this month has felt like being awake during surgery
— CHANEL MURDER (@ChanelMurder) July 29, 2026
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MUSTARD pic.twitter.com/uIwf3VkSpp
— Solace 🏳️⚧️ (@solaceinthesnow) July 27, 2026
Was just fully shat on by a seagull in front of a family of French tourists who all – in unison – said “noooooon.” Thank you to that family.
— Jessica Huseman (@JessicaHuseman) July 29, 2026
