my cat just stuck her tiny disgusting paw in my coffee and then yelped because it was too hot like girl now both our mornings are ruined
— The Lesbian Pervert (@babyknifespice) July 27, 2026
recommended the odyssey to my grandma and i just found out she unknowingly went to see it in 4DX 😭😭 she called me saying the movie was fine but why did it need to have shaking seats and wind in her face talking about was i trying to kill her shfjfdhwj pic.twitter.com/jQoP2tQwJ7
— Erin ✨ (@erinluckyone) July 27, 2026
Me defending my cat fully aware he’s gulty but he’s my baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/IlIKh3MIWf
— Black cats are not bad luck (@blackscats) July 28, 2026
what im doing what my mum sees pic.twitter.com/mdzfeMhi1G
— ayo ？ (@ayblaack) July 27, 2026
Once you move this type of furniture you start to realize why people never moved and stayed in their hometowns until the day they died https://t.co/k4tfxzVMCM
— Clint Eastwood’s Husband™ (@MOONTWlSTLE) July 29, 2026
me responding to people in ten seconds after they took three days pic.twitter.com/b1lF03h2Ol
— Mason the Hyena (@mason_yeen) July 27, 2026
i don’t WANT protein i want ICE CREAM FOR DINNER pic.twitter.com/hwUwzYPM1K
— Meg (@megannn_lynne) July 28, 2026
Was just given the company card pic.twitter.com/C43fhyAefQ
— Gooey Tip (@gooey_tip) July 29, 2026
Getting attached to the car ahead that you've followed for 45 minutes and then they suddenly take the exit like we had nothing pic.twitter.com/C4rJT2X62m
— Mads (@europemaxxed) July 27, 2026
Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership pic.twitter.com/DNUiL4pgGi
— ້ (@SEVEREDHELLY) July 26, 2026
