Gaga's baby at 3am wanting milk: pic.twitter.com/narJLCIxHl
— Azarath (@gardenpanty) September 12, 2026
Calling men hormonal is my new thing. They take it well zero percent of the time.
— 🦢 (@damnidc__) September 12, 2026
Probably because they're hormonal.
i got diagnosed with schizoaffective bipolar type and my mom didnt believe it so she took me to a diff psych who diagnosed me with bipolar with psychotic features, and she didnt like that and then took me to a diff psych and guess what i got diagnosed with
— june (@Junezbuggz) September 11, 2026
When I tell people my dad died on September 11th, they get super sad.
— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) September 11, 2026
I clarify by saying, “He died on September 11th in 2020” and this wave of bittersweet relief comes over their face.
Then I tell them COVID killed him and they’re sad again lol
9/11 is officially too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) September 11, 2026
25 years ago today, my math teacher still made us take the test. I’ll never forget that.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) September 11, 2026
My mum found out about my tongue piercing and absolutely freaked out like screaming and crying, she didn't even have this type of reaction when we told her our uncle was a fucking pedo
— 𝓛𝓾𝓬𝓲 ♡ (@SunKiss_Grl) September 12, 2026
Isn’t it funny that society has barely studied women’s health, but women still are living longer than men.
— 🦢 (@Fairyuxfhe) September 13, 2026
I have like the worst where were you on 9/11 story because I was in gym and the dumbest, meanest girl I knew said that someone had crashed a plane into the World Trade Center and I told her she was full of shit and kicked a soccer ball at her
— Meg (@corporatecake) September 11, 2026
I have 3 elderly neighbors who live alone. I found it odd they have their garage doors open every morning. Turns out it's to let each other know they're not dead.
— Michigan Matt (@MichiganMattCPA) September 13, 2026
