here’s a question, how the fuck do you flip a plane?
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) February 18, 2025
Oh my god. pic.twitter.com/2UUP9l7vav
— Brunette Bohemian (@Jane_Doe82) February 14, 2025
My age is news to me every single time I remember https://t.co/lnZ5ncwk1z
— ღ (@stfnigg) February 15, 2025
Go to the gym on Valentine’s Day around 7pm to find out who the single people really are
— SONO 📸 (@SonoVisuals) February 13, 2025
I don’t mind taking the longer route to avoid interacting with people https://t.co/yAa7pMBw2q
— A L I (@_alinoman) February 15, 2025
Yo? pic.twitter.com/QB85wlRq9z
— 👤 (@die4jah) February 16, 2025
My gf got locked out of her apartment and sent me this lol pic.twitter.com/KgtS2AGi3Y
— Bun🏳️⚧️ (on 🦋) (@lavendermoonbun) February 13, 2025
"Bring only the essential"
— No Context Cats (@nocontextscats) February 17, 2025
"Got it" pic.twitter.com/xoEOsw6mog
Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services
— Inverse Cramer (@CramerTracker) February 16, 2025
You can rent it for $2.99 though
requested my ashes be spread at a water park. a logistic and legal nightmare for my family. one last chance to prove their love
— brent (@murrman5) February 18, 2025
