i met an eater that made sure i came first every time AND THEN LOST HIM THIS WEEKEND IM SO DEVASTATED
— nikki (@lxvelynikkii) August 4, 2026
quem estiver com o meu boneco de vudo da uma lambida no meu grelo pfv kk hoje ta foda
— isa bella xota (@isgcisabella) August 5, 2026
When she tosses you out the window during foreplay and your cockring falls off https://t.co/Oefo3vCUOe
— 🟦DanDee🟥 (@FineNDanDee) August 4, 2026
ah ouf j'ai eu peur https://t.co/VbTQ5s7knppic.twitter.com/7497whK4a0
— kiki 🦝🍄🍃 (@kikitchiwi) August 4, 2026
mon voisin de bus m’a tapé la discussion et il savait pas où était les Antilles, il m’a tendu son téléphone pour lui montrer sur Safari et je suis tombée sur pleins d’onglets de sites pornographiques et dans la barre de recherche
— ♡ Princesse Aïda. ♡ (@Aidouush) August 5, 2026
I love calling my bf “pervert” after he says he likes something I did to him
— MatPat (@InkedNerdMat) August 4, 2026
t’es en vacances en famille tu peux même pas te br
— Do Bronx 🇨🇦 (@sshadoww78) August 3, 2026
An erection is basically a protein bar for a vampire
— mark normand (@marknorm) August 5, 2026
Ça existe un BON jeu de cul sans IA sur steam ? Tsais le gros dégueulasse MAIS éthique 👍
— antoine (@beerb0ngsohara) August 3, 2026
My flight was delayed 5 hours so I was doing what any human does when they're bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes "ouch hard NO for that one?" And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME 😭😭😭
— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) August 6, 2026
