Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking
— nat (@swantail) June 27, 2026
Republicans will look you dead in the eye and say this is bad. https://t.co/JjM340NRsP
— Adam Mockler (@adammocklerr) June 28, 2026
I told my cat, “If the soup starts boiling, let me know.”
— ♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 (@fw_naetoblaq) June 28, 2026
Five minutes later she came over and started yelling at me.
The soup was boiling.
I’m not saying my cat understood me, but I am saying I’m a little afraid of her now.
I think this slogan sounded better in their head. pic.twitter.com/rPZ1GPOkwT
— CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) June 28, 2026
When I mess up I just think about how someone went to work one day and did Chernobyl
— blaire (@pissshit90001) June 29, 2026
This is possibly the most accurate tweet of all time. https://t.co/M2WfxiQBQi
— Al Smizzle (@AlZeidenfeld) June 27, 2026
Good evening 👋 pic.twitter.com/3eciLCDsoG
— a blast from the past (@a_past24460) June 28, 2026
my fave way to tell a fic isn’t AI is when the author makes a sentence so long with so many commas i just know it was written by someone with adhd
— 𝓴𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓮 🏳️🌈 (@ilyaspinkytoe) June 27, 2026
i really wish we only had news like this on the internet https://t.co/aR5bnOB846
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) June 30, 2026
i’ve started farting at work. i don’t even fucking care anymore.
— FIORE (@drakebonergif) July 1, 2026
