I would reschedule my own wedding to spend my cat’s final day with her. https://t.co/XblaWdO9cH
— Professor Pingosaurus (@Pingosaurus) May 3, 2026
i will also not be attending the met gala this year in solidarity with zendaya btw https://t.co/AOdAnz2NvE
— chefkids (@girlflopping) May 1, 2026
everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and you’re actually all correct.
— 𝓲𝓬𝓮 (@be_like_ice) May 2, 2026
big fan of how they described the measurements here https://t.co/CFwBx1A0L3
— Touya! ★ (@Touyarokii) May 7, 2026
I am lucky enough to have a 4 day work week. My boss doesn't know but that's not important
— 𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. (@im_all_id) May 1, 2026
Accidentally ate soap at this wedding thinking it was a cookie pic.twitter.com/zMjbaqiDCC
— Anto (@plantonio_) May 2, 2026
I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons
— masha (@masha_slp) May 3, 2026
i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part
— soup🍓 (@thrluv) May 1, 2026
If abortion is illegal because "life begins at conception," then child support should start at conception too, right? Weird how that never comes up
— Maryam (@hell_line0) May 3, 2026
Some “pro-life” dude said to me “your mom should’ve aborted you” then I said “so you agree that she should have had that choice available to her?”
— jessica 🍉 (@ItsMrsRabbitToU) May 4, 2026
Then he blocked me lol 🤷🏼♀️
