There’s a food truck at work and i said I didn’t wanna buy anything because the pictures on the menu are fake and made with a i and everyone just looked at me like this pic.twitter.com/7scQ5Mrgby
— miss pokemour 🍊 (@_gunk0) August 9, 2026
Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.
— سيدة (@Ajoke__xx) August 7, 2026
This girl at my job tryna warm her food with aluminum foil , I told her she can't do that she said "I'm new here I ain't know" girl you can't do that anywhere… pic.twitter.com/73NXgBOngQ
— Eren 💋 (@erenfromtargets) August 8, 2026
A traffic reporter caught a car crash while live on air
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 7, 2026
"Oh sh-"pic.twitter.com/I8fKOssUPg
Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭.
— 𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 (@thenayvuiiiton) August 10, 2026
Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive
— tt✮⋆ (@Bluebirdeyessss) August 8, 2026
Shoutout to this bar in Minneapolis where a guy checked my ID at the door and then another guy came over to check it again because “that guy doesn’t actually work here”
— Deconstructed Cachapa (@AntiClimaco) August 9, 2026
January: "this year I refuse to overload myself with work"
— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) August 10, 2026
August: pic.twitter.com/xpmmPwUL6l
I don't get why you can't FaceTime when you call 911, it would literally be instant evidence so you don't have to describe your situation
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) August 8, 2026
Simple et maligne, la Une du « Sun » du jour #eclipsepic.twitter.com/CDEby9sCLy
— Fabien Randanne (@fabrandanne) August 13, 2026
