la takes de ces « toujours les mêmes qui font le bordel » pour dire des noirs ou arabes alors que c’est surtout toujours des hommes peut importe l’ethnie mais ça tout le monde s’en tape mdr
— shisha (@houmous4shisha) August 10, 2026
Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
— k (@ysljennii) August 10, 2026
Me at the store: pic.twitter.com/nWRatLYef5
I don't get why you can't FaceTime when you call 911, it would literally be instant evidence so you don't have to describe your situation
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) August 8, 2026
watched a documentary that said if the entire history of earth was condensed into 24 hrs, dinosaurs would show up at 10:45pm, be extinct by 11:30pm, and humans show up 4 seconds before midnight pic.twitter.com/46yEAZu5de
— Ikra (@ikraaria) August 9, 2026
i would prob crash my car too if i saw a giant man standing in the road https://t.co/SmP2teVMFn
— Sea Pickle (@seapicklereal) August 7, 2026
i don't believe the whole "we didn't complain, we just worked" thing boomers say cause all i've ever heard them do is complain
— Neet (@neet_sol) August 9, 2026
Waking up to pee will ruin tf outta some good sleep. I see why kids piss in the bed.
— سيدة (@Ajoke__xx) August 7, 2026
A traffic reporter caught a car crash while live on air
— Dexerto (@Dexerto) August 7, 2026
"Oh sh-"pic.twitter.com/I8fKOssUPg
I don’t normally brag about my expensive trips, but we just got back from the vet.
— Wholesome Side of 𝕏 (@itsme_urstruly) August 8, 2026
Went to the bathroom without my phone today….just like my ancestors used to.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 8, 2026
