Separating the art from the artist and telling my 5yo daughter her watercolor painting sucks
— eve (@bubblegumbword) May 7, 2026
Opening a German bakery called Gluten Tag.
— Ramin Nasibov (@RaminNasibov) May 11, 2026
they knew they had to kill him at that point https://t.co/tjasL1OQhA
— 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 (@youfwprince) May 7, 2026
Accidentally falling asleep is the best sleep you can ever get.
— Nithya Shri (@Nithya_Shrii) May 7, 2026
*At a family dinner*
— Ayômîde 🧢 (@Haryormdey4u) May 8, 2026
Grandma: Tattoos are only for criminal !!
Me: Diapers are only for babies.
Grandma pic.twitter.com/ULKZt2YUOP
If gay people can't get married because it goes against your religion, then you can't have cookies because i'm on a diet.
— Seth (@fiercepatricks) May 9, 2026
there’s people from 95% white areas saying they’re tired of immigrants 😭 who are you even mad at
— suri (@suricidal) May 8, 2026
got an unsolicited dick pick, sent him a dick pick of my own (one i'd pre-saved from the internet for an occasion such as this) with this message "ohhh, can't wait to rub these together" and he never texted me again 🤣🤣🤣
— Thoughts by Ah'gieë (@AgathaAkaahar) May 8, 2026
acho que isso tá ficando ainda pior do que era nos anos 2000 https://t.co/EpPbh9TKON
— ani ♡(◡‿◡) (@anitasaltiel) May 13, 2026
“toned arms” is genuinely insane this kinda rhetoric is gonna kill people https://t.co/M3rnj3vt6f
— victoria ♀️ (@fatfabfeminist) May 13, 2026
