nothing humbles you faster than hearing your own voice in a video
— โซเฟีย ׅ ❦ (@xrzrzrrc) May 7, 2026
Sometimes when my mum is really well behaved I reward her with a little inside of my personal life
— ilymjsyk (@g4na_xo) May 7, 2026
You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂
— Lyn🦋 (@_ayandamay) May 9, 2026
There's a weird taboo against lying on the floor, one of life's most pleasurable activities
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 7, 2026
they knew they had to kill him at that point https://t.co/tjasL1OQhA
— 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙘𝙚 (@youfwprince) May 7, 2026
having a cat is so nice because she never makes me feel bad for sitting around all day doing nothing. she actually screams at me when i’m up doing stuff because all she wants to do is sit on me
— zoë (@zoeloveshouses) May 9, 2026
typing in lowercase bc i hate capitalism
— ra is inactive (@xenvuen) May 12, 2026
Good morning I went to the doctor to find out why I'm constantly exhausted and she told me my vitamin D levels are critically low and I asked her how low and she said the average range is like 75 – 250 and I have 6 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡😭😭😭😭
— seol 🌾 (@teacuppity) May 8, 2026
I know his cousins probably fucking hate him https://t.co/3D6zLa9hIr
— Jasmine('s boobs hurt) (@Ranting_Trans) May 10, 2026
uber driver asked me if i wanted to hold his son for a bit and i was like ??? well yeah sure i guess then he handed me a kitten he found literally right before he picked me up😭😭😭 he said he feels maternal love for it and yk what i respect that
— min🪭🌸 (@saccharinish) May 9, 2026
