Pourquoi il veut combattre l’école https://t.co/4viynY1a5R
— 115shen (@115SHN) September 17, 2026
apparemment il n'a pas appris l'allemand à l'école pic.twitter.com/wctjwlqg8d
— Provençal le gaulois (@StrasBourgeoi67) September 17, 2026
25 years ago today, my math teacher still made us take the test. I’ll never forget that.
— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) September 11, 2026
A few weeks after 9/11 my orthodontist was adjusting my braces and goes “you know my wife worked in tower 2 but we both decided to be late for work that morning, if you know what I mean” and now I have to remember that every time I’m flossing my permanent retainer.
— Sam Rudykoff (@SamRudykoff) September 11, 2026
when I die and my life flashes before my eyes it’ll mostly just be me vacuuming my house
— angel 🙂 (@ministryofluvvv) September 12, 2026
my favorite 9/11 story is the guy who worked in the WTC but was cheating on his wife so spent the day with his mistress, and when his wife called him being like "omg are you okay?" he was like "oh im fine im just at the office" and that's how she found out
— merton ♨️ (@mertonesque) September 11, 2026
When I tell people my dad died on September 11th, they get super sad.
— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) September 11, 2026
I clarify by saying, “He died on September 11th in 2020” and this wave of bittersweet relief comes over their face.
Then I tell them COVID killed him and they’re sad again lol
I have like the worst where were you on 9/11 story because I was in gym and the dumbest, meanest girl I knew said that someone had crashed a plane into the World Trade Center and I told her she was full of shit and kicked a soccer ball at her
— Meg (@corporatecake) September 11, 2026
I've seen so many 'my dad was supposed to be on flight 11 but he got a flat tire on the way to the airport' type stories that it's amazing there was anyone on the fucking plane at all
— pornography jr (@psionic_warrior) September 11, 2026
9/11 is officially too old to date Leonardo DiCaprio
— Ben Dreyfuss (@bendreyfuss) September 11, 2026
