Waxing is such an interesting concept because you will give me privacy to change then see my butt hole immediately after
— Ilana 🧜🏽♀️ Auntie wa lash glue (@ilanakariukii) October 13, 2026
my cat came into my room hooting and hollering and knocked off my socks off the designated laundry chair and tried to eat my charger then sighed and walked out. Ok
— rain 🇵🇸𓇢𓆸 (@novoamorjk) October 10, 2026
sometimes he washes his little head and his ears get stuck https://t.co/zrAY2IWEWTpic.twitter.com/iPdvvXqQoO
— ✩ (@tomfooleryyy_) October 10, 2026
"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"
— Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 (@SleepyMothy) October 11, 2026
Washing machines exist???
(I did not put it in the washing machine)
my brother got his math result and the only questions he got wrong were the ones i helped him with pic.twitter.com/H4OO5v7r5C
— ز (@ynjs4rt) October 14, 2026
well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house
— nkosi 〰️ (@_inkosixngu) October 10, 2026
Just got introduced to the family’s new cat and this is the only photo I’ve managed to take of him so far pic.twitter.com/t7loDESP5v
— plausible rogue (@dadaphone) October 10, 2026
ppl my age are getting married and pregnant while I’m planning my finances to buy sunscreen and face wash in the same month pic.twitter.com/JKE5rKDUzn
— Divya das (@desiipasta) October 14, 2026
My mum called to say she was frying chips and thought of me, ‘cause I’d be stealing them if I was there.
— 4t1 (@foteewan) October 13, 2026
" what time do you get off work"
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 13, 2026
Me: officially 5pm..
Emotionally around 2pm, but on Friday's 10am.
