Mon type d’hommes. https://t.co/QPgV5mJ2ge
— Kely Péripéties 🦖 (@kelyagl) January 29, 2026
the fact that I still like men is proof that sexuality is not a choice
— saturn ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡ (@gngsbae) January 23, 2026
This morning my daughter said her ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so she walks out the front door, comes back in and says both.
— єℓαιηє (@elainesim28) January 28, 2026
Moments like this has me wondering if I’m saving too much for college.
Tonight at Walmart, I watched a 5 year old boy ask a little girl if he could hug her because he liked her sweater.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 24, 2026
She said, "No."
He smiled, "Okay! I like your sweater. Bye!" and ran back to his dad.
To his dad, he proudly said:
"I didn't hug her because she said no… but I…
made a pizza and sliced it like a psychopath because i remembered i have free will and can do whatever i want pic.twitter.com/MKVKnQdyE0
— Nes 🎨 (@feydemon) January 26, 2026
my daughter asked how long she had to wait until she could stop listening to me. I told her she had to listen to me for the rest of her life. she looked me dead in the eyes and said "I'll listen to you for the rest of YOUR life." 💀😭
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) January 25, 2026
You should be allowed to smoke in the cinema if the movie is set in the 1970s
— ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ (@dinosaur_info) January 24, 2026
“You’re a weirdo if you end friendships over politics” was always the lamest fucking take I’ve ever heard. Your politics are a reflection of your values and god forbid I only want people with actual morals in my life
— Katie (@KayTeeeOh) January 24, 2026
this girl from my school got married and she hasnt posted a single picture of the guy she married. shes on her honeymoon now and still its just her pictures. what an icon
— ☆ (@samacoree) January 23, 2026
My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, "You know what to do now, right?" He said, "I know I know keep trying" and I said "NO. LEAVE HER ALONE. She gave you an answer." He was shocked. NO ONE had told him that before. TEACH. YOUR. BOYS.
— goma (@soigomaa) January 23, 2026
