I just managed to get out, I went to the bus, the bus suddenly stopped working, a lady got mad so she decided to get off the bus and the moment she got out someone with a motorcycle hit her??
— 🫧Nisrine🫧 (@Nisrine_RG3) October 8, 2026
DUDE I JUST WANT TO GO HOME https://t.co/acGGwdayK7
well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house
— nkosi 〰️ (@_inkosixngu) October 10, 2026
I have two milestones at work :
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 13, 2026
1. Lunch
2. Leaving
“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever
— Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) October 11, 2026
Our son arguing with my husband about who has a closer relationship with me, and he wins because he was in my belly for ten good months. “ you’ve never been inside mama” he said.!
— 𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ (@muheediva01) October 9, 2026
We definitely didn’t correct him🤧
POV: me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing pic.twitter.com/BVWpoEYXOB
— y☄️ (@ylazy8) October 13, 2026
One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 14, 2026
You ever look at your coworkers & be like this place just hires anybody
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 12, 2026
If dick size was as obvious as boob size, there would be a hell of a lot less men talking shit.
— selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) October 14, 2026
Trump just called his supporters stupid to their faces, and they applauded. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/3wJvVC4b0W
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) October 10, 2026
