Delivery fee is where I decide if I really want that thing or not
— Ada🌸 (@Starrgirl_Ada) October 11, 2026
A woman can be drunk and half-naked, and if there's no rapist in the room, she won't be raped. Alcohol and clothing don't cause rape…. rapists do.
— 🌷. (@softly3against) October 9, 2026
my brother got his math result and the only questions he got wrong were the ones i helped him with pic.twitter.com/H4OO5v7r5C
— ز (@ynjs4rt) October 14, 2026
Turns out I've been applying for jobs using a blank pdf file thinking it was my cv💔💔💔 pic.twitter.com/IJiRpRINZR
— Outcast (@Theecalvin25) October 12, 2026
You ever look at your coworkers & be like this place just hires anybody
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 12, 2026
well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house
— nkosi 〰️ (@_inkosixngu) October 10, 2026
I’ve just heard a woman call the man she was arguing with a “cognitive minimalist” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.
— 𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ (@Dylanszn01) October 9, 2026
" what time do you get off work"
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 13, 2026
Me: officially 5pm..
Emotionally around 2pm, but on Friday's 10am.
apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part
— tia ★ (@tiadeeznuts) October 11, 2026
“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever
— Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) October 11, 2026
