sleeping for 12+ hours makes me realise how much i would enjoy being dead
— JΛCΞ (@jaceels2) August 22, 2026
Due to financial reasons I’ve decided start making more ‘adult content’ so starting tomorrow I'll be posting about back pain, hair loss, taxes and how the next generation is ruining society
— Yomu 🥞🍡 ふわもちよむ (@yomufuwamochi) August 25, 2026
The fact that 8pm is only 3 hours after 5pm is fucking insane. We have to do something about this
— Soleil (@soleiljolina) August 19, 2026
Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived. pic.twitter.com/EwPc1OxaSi
— 𝓝. 𖤐🧸 (@luvblessingz) August 24, 2026
Chinese people will tell you they’re from a city you’ve never heard of and then you google it and it has 14 million people https://t.co/OGeXYvd7xr
— jake (@jakesgoodopines) August 21, 2026
“Fill name as appears in passport”
— Adedapo (@_aaadedapo) August 22, 2026
Me: opens my passport to confirm my name.
The idea of going to hell because I touched my pussy is hilarious
— tutufrommars👾💜 (@tutus_cool) August 21, 2026
Your lower back as soon as you turn 30 pic.twitter.com/JF0Pw8Nezu
— Kein Mensch Kein Tier (@KampfmitKette) August 21, 2026
My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy
— aru (@pologt3435) August 22, 2026
Lowkey she’s next pic.twitter.com/blXVHIpEQ1
will never forget when i crashed out over a guy and my therapist saw his picture she went confused & cringed and said "this is the guy….?" #humbled
— gabrielle (@manicmegatron) August 22, 2026
