My curtains seeing me wash the bed sheets every week pic.twitter.com/io4SX55OTX
— underrated (@Nestroytimo) May 12, 2026
they do not give a fuck omg https://t.co/nMrF79nlMn
— ✰🧃 (@AddictKE_) May 12, 2026
Call me crazy but I think anyone who votes against child marriage being banned should be arrested and sent to prison. https://t.co/XII13i5aMr
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) May 16, 2026
Been limiting my showers to 1 minute to save more water for the data centers.
— Greg Mushen (@gregmushen) May 20, 2026
I could never write a suicide note I’d try to make it funny
— pratham (@prath4m) May 16, 2026
Explaining lettuce to an American: pic.twitter.com/1wOw4BuEjd
— Fail Father of Four (@rulesdisobeyer) May 19, 2026
very real because sometimes you do just randomly have to hold your titty https://t.co/Uhj3AeywNM
— jean’s glucose monitor (@mirrenelle) May 14, 2026
the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.
— Freyy (@Freyy_is) May 15, 2026
"He turned the volume up because he can't hear the dialogue. Now make the action scenes as loud as possible." pic.twitter.com/zgLIqZD7JH
— CinemaCopa (@CopaExMachina) May 16, 2026
me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men https://t.co/D8mchGkSCA
— David (@dqveed) May 15, 2026
