my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 17, 2026
One thing about cats is that if you move a piece of furniture, they’re going to spend the rest of the day inspecting and assessing the situation.
— My Feral Neighbors🐈 | Just Strays (@catshealworldd) May 15, 2026
No one:
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) May 20, 2026
My cat at 3am:
I hate these stupid fucking curtains, they’re coming down right now.
Thank you I will adjust accordingly https://t.co/xQfY6dq7QQ
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) May 14, 2026
very real because sometimes you do just randomly have to hold your titty https://t.co/Uhj3AeywNM
— jean’s glucose monitor (@mirrenelle) May 14, 2026
Call me crazy but I think anyone who votes against child marriage being banned should be arrested and sent to prison. https://t.co/XII13i5aMr
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) May 16, 2026
Explaining lettuce to an American: pic.twitter.com/1wOw4BuEjd
— Fail Father of Four (@rulesdisobeyer) May 19, 2026
me peeing in a public toilet stall with a broken lock https://t.co/0h2QPhEHSS
— 𖤐 (@vapefuls) May 15, 2026
the idea that my house might smell bad and i’m just nose blind to it because i live there is honestly terrifying.
— Freyy (@Freyy_is) May 15, 2026
me when i was 7 and put my moms headbands on my eyes and pretended to be cyclops from x-men https://t.co/D8mchGkSCA
— David (@dqveed) May 15, 2026
