The 4 yo is a really slow eater. Also takes forever getting dressed, picking up, getting buckled in the car, etc. She's slow.
— Louise Lorent 🦬🦬 (@LorentLouise) January 21, 2026
Nevin: "I don't think you know what 'hurry up' means."
4 yo, with undisturbed confidence: "I do. I just can't do it. So… yeah."
My son asked if I could pack the same snack in his lunch again and I said, "Oh, wow! So you liked it???" He replied, "No, I hated it, that's why I want it again." It was quiet in the car for a second, then he added, "I'm working on my scarcasm." 🤣🤣
— Kia 🧸ྀི (@xevekiah) January 21, 2026
My kid wanted to play truth or dare, so I dared him to clean the living room and then for my turn he asked if I'd ever eaten chicken in public
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 22, 2026
My 8 year old son is heavy into Greek mythology. We were talking about how zeus has all these kids with different moms who he's not married to. I asked him why he thought Zeus did that and he said “I guess he just really liked being a dad.”
— Alex Yablon (@AlexYablon) January 19, 2026
Tous les soirs, une des 2 filles me rappelle après avoir éteint la lumière, et tous les soirs c'est pour une question à la con.
— avocatmimi (@avocatmimi) January 20, 2026
Ce soir, La 5 ans :
"Maman, c'est quoi une pustule ?"#QuestionDesEnfantsALaCon
I feel like "remember you have no obligation to watch or listen to something traumatizing in the name of 'witnessing' or 'being informed'" is relevant here.
— Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker (@robmacwolf.thevoice.dog)2026-02-01T20:48:33.482Z
Ok, so he's 79, obese, demented and incontinent. This happens to old people. He's a seething bag of evil and hate. That's the problem.
— NickPheas (@nickpheas.bsky.social)2026-02-01T22:02:24.811Z
Trump shit himself again…👀 This time while being interviewed, I'd like to say sorry for yall who smelled it…my condolences to yalls noses! They cleared out that room so fast. 🤣😂💀☠️
— Humble Hustle Family (@Fall4youToo95) February 2, 2026
The lady in green not only reacting but MAKING FACES after you hear him shit himself is incredible. Oh my god dude im dying.
— it's Fern bby 😉 (@car-critter.bsky.social)2026-02-01T16:20:21.151Z
Trump se chie dessus (on entend à la 34ème seconde) en pleine signature d'un ordre exécutif et demande soudainement à tout le monde de se barrer 😂
— Barbo (@_BarboDoll_) February 1, 2026
La nana derrière tourne la tete au moment du pet foireux, regardez jpp pic.twitter.com/2L5z09Oo4K
