– Ton blouson a l’air lourd, tu dois avoir un truc qui traîne dans une de tes poches
— Maurice (@MauditMaurice) February 4, 2024
– le truc qui traîne dans sa poche : pic.twitter.com/kvzNt7HQYh
Me to my first grade class: Everyone please close your eyes for a minute.
— Michelle 🍎 (@michelleDbelle) February 5, 2024
6yo: Did you forget to put on your deodorant again?
All day yesterday…
— danielle ❥ (@glamghoull) February 4, 2024
Me wearing my period undies:
My 4yo: “I see your diaper mommy”
My husband and son are going away for a swim meet in a couple weeks so I’m having a ✨Girls Weekend✨ with my 4yo and 6yo, which will be nice, but every time I ask what they want to do for ✨Girls Weekend✨ they just say “CAKE.”
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) February 4, 2024
6yo – “Let’s watch Snow White and the Seven Orcs” pic.twitter.com/UywSqIxC5t
— angela “turns pastors into poets” weiler-hammond (@AngelaEWeiler) February 1, 2024
My 6yo told me he’s excited for tomorrow because it’s the day all the groundhogs come out of the ground, and I don’t know whether that sounds adorable or horrifying
— meghan (@deloisivete) February 2, 2024
4YO: Mommy, don’t sing, it makes my ears hurt so bad.
— Almondsthedog 🇺🇦 (@Almondsthedog) February 2, 2024
Fils n°3 : "Mais ? Ça marche qu'en France Le bon coin, c'est trop nul"
— Spikes & Roses (@S_Liouba) February 4, 2024
Fils n°1 : "Ben, ça s'appelle pas The Good Corner non plus"
J'ai vu que mon fils avait snap, du coup je l'ai ajouté sans lui dire, histoire de voir comment il se comporte. Il accepte et m'envoie un msg direct "cc papa, ça va ? Tfk ? Moi je suis sur fortnite"…
— Zen'itsu® (@Im_Eezy) February 5, 2024
J'ai déjà envie de le supprimer
When bananas ripen, their stems release ethylene gas, and when it spreads to the rest of the fruit, it will quickly cause the fruit to rot.
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) August 2, 2023
That's why the plastic wrap around the stem keeps the ethylene gas contained so the bananas stay safepic.twitter.com/3c0Vtjd8cH
