Finalement mes cours d’espagnol du collège / lycée ne m’auront pas servi à rien https://t.co/lUs7CuUNgm
— 𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓏𝑒́𝑒 🍒 (@kakaastelrouge) October 14, 2026
enfin voilà pic.twitter.com/d5gEdijjox
— 3arbi krokaille 🐊𐦝 (@LAKROKAILLE) October 12, 2026
If cum is stored in the balls then why is it leaking out my ass
— Mouse (@MozzieMouse) October 12, 2026
Genuinely will never be ashamed for being easy like sorry I like to have a good time pic.twitter.com/ZOAKlHf7xH
— luca (@jussawhole) October 15, 2026
Because penises shoot out strawberry yogurt and chicken alfredo when they ejaculate https://t.co/jEZENSwzN1
— ♰𝕻𝖔𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓♰🖤🖤 (@Theantidoteisme) October 12, 2026
when i’m home alone and can goon with the volume blasting pic.twitter.com/HCmIpjDBbV
— jetty (@Jetty2wet) October 15, 2026
J’ai envoyé une photo de moi torse nu sur le groupe WhatsApp du travail au lieu de la meuf avec qui je parlais pic.twitter.com/9vGVXChqVE
— Bruce Whey (@BWhey69) October 12, 2026
the divorce rate is so high because men still want to live like their fathers did, but women no longer want to suffer like their mothers did
— Beloved 🕸️🦪 (@Be__thebest) October 9, 2026
Men, if you were surrounded by 1,000 lions and told only 100 of them were man-eaters, you’d still be afraid of all 1,000 lions, wouldn’t you?
— 🦢 (@loungingmee) October 13, 2026
That’s how women feel around men.
neden erkeklere kadın olarak doğsaydın ne yapardın diye sorulduğunda kimse yemek yapardım aileme bakardım çocuk büyütürüm evi cekip cevirirdim demiyor hepsi parayla erkeklerle birlikte olurdum diyor.
— . (@belkibirgunq) October 11, 2026
