"Congratulations guys the company made 45 million this week " pic.twitter.com/hPJgIX9Wvq
— Msizi (@msiziworld) August 23, 2026
White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers 😭
— Dashy™️🦥 (@Dashytwo) August 29, 2026
The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing…
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) August 29, 2026
Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.
— mommy sha (@Shamonix_) August 27, 2026
If cats did not want to get kiss on their little heads, then maybe they should not have such little heads. Did they ever think about that?
— kiesha (@kiesha9i) August 30, 2026
Some of you are too young to know what it was like to take a bunch of pictures and wait two weeks to find out they all sucked
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) August 28, 2026
In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan
— gabe (@allgarbled) August 29, 2026
The funniest advice I ever got at work was when I was a mall Santa one of the older Santas told me “if you’re gonna drink on the job, drink peppermint schnapps because it smells Christmassy”
— octopus/caveman (@octopuscaveman) August 31, 2026
Faudra pas venir se plaindre quand ton sport n'aura plus aucune subvention. https://t.co/2Wl524tPit
— Regelegorila (@regelegorila) August 31, 2026
En fait Léon Marchand ne veut pas SE MOUILLER ! haha (cette vanne a probablement été faite 150 fois) https://t.co/utZmhfGfiw
— Thin White Dude (@ThinWhiteDude63) September 4, 2026
