Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and 4 come out with it, you should’ve been in charge of ATM'S.
— mommy sha (@Shamonix_) August 27, 2026
I officially came out to my entire family and my grandmother told me "it's so good that you're a lesbian, finally someone who won't bring stupid men to the house" hahahaha
— Alevvi Tum 🌿 (@toronjalesbina) August 29, 2026
Some of you are too young to know what it was like to take a bunch of pictures and wait two weeks to find out they all sucked
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) August 28, 2026
i absolutely hate when a book gets a movie adaptation and they change the cover of the books in store so they no longer have the original cover
— veah | SQUID DAY🦑🫶🏾 (@adorbzveah) August 31, 2026
"Congratulations guys the company made 45 million this week " pic.twitter.com/hPJgIX9Wvq
— Msizi (@msiziworld) August 23, 2026
You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You’re allowed to just enjoy them and suck at them.
— G. F. Allen (@AuthorGFAllen) August 30, 2026
lmfao, y’all had ONE job with this release date 😭 https://t.co/81pR052UYc
— k a r y. (@itsKARY_) August 26, 2026
Every fall my husband likes to tell me what year the college freshmen were born, and I regret to inform you that we are up to 2008
— meghan (@deloisivete) August 29, 2026
The year I was born is getting a little far back on that fucking scrolly thing…
— Gramps (@GrandpaHarris65) August 29, 2026
White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers 😭
— Dashy™️🦥 (@Dashytwo) August 29, 2026
