She keeps rubbing herself against the chair or sofa until she builds up a static charge and then runs over and shocks me.
— Athena (@Minifarmthena) July 20, 2026
Why does she understand static electricity??? How does she know to use it for evil??? pic.twitter.com/Ldz8RvW5DW
Spain goalkeeper the whole game pic.twitter.com/E6dBMnHRTU
— Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 (@ScrewderiaF1) July 19, 2026
her: i'm crazy
— miia (@miiagarro) July 20, 2026
him: i like crazy
4 months later:
him: this girl really crazy
Tried to nap through flight but it got delayed and I woke up during takeoff pic.twitter.com/U9Bf9YK8oy
— red (@ororomunroesbf) July 17, 2026
Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in pic.twitter.com/e9fLdCD0Hh
— CallUnc (@Callunc) July 16, 2026
i would eat the pizza https://t.co/oIkcACliUi
— ceo of friendster (@mollywidstrom) July 16, 2026
consciously getting 10k steps and unconsciously getting 10k steps is two different ballparks i swear
— j♡ ̆̈ •. (@reidrexia) July 17, 2026
There's literally a children's board game whose whole premise is showing how free market capitalism ends with one person owning everything while everyone else goes bankrupt.
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) July 21, 2026
Ancient Greece literally had an androgynous god that was a god of intersex and androgyny but conservatives will still try to convince you that gender identity is a modern day invention caused by the woke mind virus. https://t.co/4Khb7Vn8Cc
— 𝓔𝓶 ♡ (@emkenobi) July 22, 2026
Get ready for the hottest summer of your life and ‘random’ water outages. https://t.co/rO0jhvnERu
— Minnie (@saintdutchess) July 22, 2026
