Capitalism is so good that it has only existed for 0.00000011% of the Earth's life, yet in that time it has helped push the planet toward a mass extinction event.
— 𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 (@OrevaZSN) May 26, 2026
she looks like she also just discovered it https://t.co/OGS8GysoTW
— 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴☠️ (@c0mmandderr) May 24, 2026
It's completely normal to dislike any man for no reason https://t.co/a3UkVQBzdd
— 🐻❄️ (@despusssy) May 22, 2026
Just saw a guy and a girl kissing outside the bar and as he walked back to his bicycle she goes, “you promise you’ll break up with her today? You better.” Summer is SO BACK!!!!
— Katja (mercurial)🇨🇭 (@coldgorlfever) May 24, 2026
when i was a teen my younger sister overheard my mom giving me the sex talk telling me to wait for marriage. my sister then reminded her we were in our parents wedding photos. both parents were silent for two days 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
— mrs. glock 🩵 (@mylovedes_1) May 25, 2026
no one is less suicidal than a guy who just told you he’ll kill himself if you leave him
— tasha (@natashaunlocked) May 23, 2026
do british people still do the accent when nobody's around?
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 22, 2026
Never once in my 27 years of living did I even consider this as an option https://t.co/ZSqdGURg2f
— dhwani (@dhwanisaraiya_) May 25, 2026
Whatever you thought he was gonna do I promise it’s worse https://t.co/fBlO8MPVkE
— IcyVert (@IcyVert) May 25, 2026
Un sénateur LR, Francis Szpiner, soupçonné d’avoir attribué un logement social à une femme en contrepartie de relations sexuelles ? Ce serait vraiment très intéressant d'entendre ce qu'a à en dire Darmanin, le ministre de la justice, non ?https://t.co/VL4JUazmkd
— Sylvain GRANDSERRE (@GrandserreSylv1) May 28, 2026
