t'es au courant que les hommes aussi les tétons sont érogène ou pas? https://t.co/5DMZlybmg3
— Anton🪐☄️🏳️⚧️ (@annbonnys) May 26, 2026
Never once in my 27 years of living did I even consider this as an option https://t.co/ZSqdGURg2f
— dhwani (@dhwanisaraiya_) May 25, 2026
Love when low-budget movies that clearly didn't obtain permits film in a public space and you see someone in the background looking like this pic.twitter.com/nhwASuojbp
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) May 22, 2026
bryce harper with the most abominable toothpaste application i've ever seen pic.twitter.com/9tIVbyt6pU
— leif✨ (@yanksphiIs) May 25, 2026
Whatever you thought he was gonna do I promise it’s worse https://t.co/fBlO8MPVkE
— IcyVert (@IcyVert) May 25, 2026
Women gain weight and their boobs/butt get big.
— Mateo 2 (@yakncheese) May 25, 2026
Men gain weight and our cocks disappear.
when i was a teen my younger sister overheard my mom giving me the sex talk telling me to wait for marriage. my sister then reminded her we were in our parents wedding photos. both parents were silent for two days 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
— mrs. glock 🩵 (@mylovedes_1) May 25, 2026
That’s not creepy. That’s goals. https://t.co/Yp7Tfgk63x
— 💗 (@ma1ybe) May 20, 2026
"you can't control your kids in public"
— 𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ (@Laura_arma_ni) May 24, 2026
how my mom controlled me in public: pic.twitter.com/iSpiVu406Q
It's completely normal to dislike any man for no reason https://t.co/a3UkVQBzdd
— 🐻❄️ (@despusssy) May 22, 2026
