type of shit you see in a south park episode 😭 https://t.co/5y6iJm5fL8
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) October 10, 2026
Turns out I've been applying for jobs using a blank pdf file thinking it was my cv💔💔💔 pic.twitter.com/IJiRpRINZR
— Outcast (@Theecalvin25) October 12, 2026
I’ve just heard a woman call the man she was arguing with a “cognitive minimalist” and I’m not sure the English language has anything left to give after that.
— 𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ (@Dylanszn01) October 9, 2026
i would fight 1000 dragons for you. i would lose to the first one but please know i was VERY brave
— soup🕷️ (@thrluv) October 10, 2026
POV: me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing pic.twitter.com/BVWpoEYXOB
— y☄️ (@ylazy8) October 13, 2026
“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever
— Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) October 11, 2026
“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
— sammm ☆ (@onlysammms) October 9, 2026
One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a lunch break
— Pan (@pangrey123) October 14, 2026
bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.
— メ (@BjaySwag) October 13, 2026
bosses have been extra extra extra nice to me recently which means I've either been doing an KILLER job behind the bar or they've caught me crying on the cameras after everyone leaves for the night
— pepper (@AGPepperr) October 13, 2026
