HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to increase my salary😭😭😂.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) February 2, 2026
just had my first “mom i frew up” except she’s too young to say that so she just softly told me “hey”
— soggy broccoli (@soggybrocoli) February 5, 2026
Told my 8yo we used to just drink from the water fountains at school, and he straight up asked me if it was because water bottles hadn't been invented yet
— meghan (@deloisivete) January 29, 2026
This little girl i'm babysitting just asked me if i have a boyfriend and i said not anymore and she said “boyfriends are a waste of time” and then she turns to her brother and tells him “you're gonna be a waste of time”.
— staxxx🦅 (@papiwontmiss) February 2, 2026
I was 8 and my brother was 12 and we were eating dinner with our parents. They announced to us that mom is pregnant and we would have a new brother or sister sometime this summer. After 5 seconds of silence, my brother said I don’t understand why nobody consulted me about this.
— Miles Commodore (@miles_commodore) February 1, 2026
Avoir un enfant de 3 ans en pleine période du "pourquoi" nous fait réaliser à quel point on ne sait rien 😶 pic.twitter.com/nZZNdob66W
— Cece 🐾❄️ (@Choubichon) February 3, 2026
Mon enfant dit pas grand chose mais quand tu lui donnes un biscuit t’inquiète pas que là il dit « deux ! » 😂
— Susu 🪷 (@lifewithsuzi) January 30, 2026
J’ai une élève passionnée d’histoire dans mon établissement, j’ai appris hier qu’elle était médiéviste et quand j’lui ai demandé pourquoi, elle a répondu « C’est la télé-réalité de l’époque, tout le monde couche avec tout le temps et se trompe » et ça m’a presque convaincu
— WikiFag (@Wikif4g) February 4, 2026
Me: I had my first big crush on a girl when I was your age.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) February 3, 2026
My 11yo: wow do you think she's still alive?
Le 6 ans a demandé à ce que son croque-monsieur soit coupé en rectangle, mon mari a zappé et l'a coupé en triangle.
— nini (@BaconMum) January 30, 2026
Le mari : "Mon chéri je suis désolée j'ai coupé ton croque-monsieur en triangle."
Le 6 ans : "😮💨 J'en peux plus…"
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