Waxing is such an interesting concept because you will give me privacy to change then see my butt hole immediately after
— Ilana 🧜🏽♀️ Auntie wa lash glue (@ilanakariukii) October 13, 2026
“Oh fuck, y’all brought luggage??” –every airline ever
— Big Timi (@OrevaZSN) October 11, 2026
ppl my age are getting married and pregnant while I’m planning my finances to buy sunscreen and face wash in the same month pic.twitter.com/JKE5rKDUzn
— Divya das (@desiipasta) October 14, 2026
My mum called to say she was frying chips and thought of me, ‘cause I’d be stealing them if I was there.
— 4t1 (@foteewan) October 13, 2026
He's not wrong. 🤷♀️ https://t.co/QEkOMSDrhN
— Emma Scott (@EmmaScott) October 10, 2026
POV: me after making a joke and the therapist starts writing instead of laughing pic.twitter.com/BVWpoEYXOB
— y☄️ (@ylazy8) October 13, 2026
bananas don’t give a fuck about any other fruit in a smoothie.
— メ (@BjaySwag) October 13, 2026
they should invent another sunday just for sleeping all day
— h (@ruinsunflower) October 11, 2026
you kids may not believe this, but things were so stable 15 years ago that the news had to start reporting on people seeing Jesus in their toast
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) October 9, 2026
Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign pic.twitter.com/pAWhHZt2tK
— nazanin (@onapittance) October 11, 2026
