I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs https://t.co/uP27nNwHIL
— Y'alldabaoth (@FadedAfRuatha) August 2, 2026
why do teenage boys always hang out in such huge groups? like why are there 7 of u ur not a kpop group😭
— chay (@cinemaeri) August 4, 2026
When the doctor says “it's just a chest infection” but then Batman walks in with a PS5 pic.twitter.com/hEdfNHmHIk
— autist (@litteralyme0) August 1, 2026
got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done. pic.twitter.com/Fbne9AOmBE
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) August 5, 2026
my cat passed away from cancer six years ago and when i miss her i search up my old address on google maps because they still have the image of her waiting patiently to be let back in :') pic.twitter.com/gYEGLkWVW7
— Pengu (@Penguxn) August 4, 2026
some dad with his children AT A BAR just told me and my friends to watch our language. AT. A. BAR. maybe don’t…. being ur kids…. to a bar????? idk
— k!✰ (@L0NELY777LUCK) August 5, 2026
I just smoked 20 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets , to protect our children and our families
— 𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖𝚜༒ (@1Up_Dreams) August 3, 2026
“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.”
— Dua (@Duakz5q) August 2, 2026
Men used to take parts of women’s brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.
I’ve reached the age where I only get one main event a day. Doctor’s appointment? Hair appointment? One stressful work call? That’s it. Everything else gets pushed to tomorrow.
— Amelia (@amelia_tweetz) August 2, 2026
Guy that went on a japan trip 3 years ago:
— zink (@alpinespirits) August 4, 2026
Wow it's pretty humid today. You know that reminds me a lot of my trip to Osaka
