My roommate in Toronto installed a CCTV camera to watch me 24/7, remotely shut off appliances when I tried to use them, wrapped the place in plastic like Dexter and was a cultist who sang religious songs during my Zoom calls. I'm still trying to find other victims to act together https://t.co/a4WMuPGpEy
— продя (@proddya) April 13, 2026
my college roommate spent a week in his underwear in the living room making a concept album about my brother in law where every song is him chanting my brother in law's name over dissonant synthesizers and then he played the album for my entire family. i love him though https://t.co/KQmSJoQ7FL
— mia🫧 (@mia11112233) April 11, 2026
My roomate was a hoarder and stole every single one of my forks and i would confront her face to face begging her to give me back my forks so I can eat and she would lie and say she didnt have them but her room was full of 2 ft of trash and rotting food https://t.co/vhSOnBom2f
— the wizard (@sampladelica) April 13, 2026
She kept drinking my juice and lying about it so i added miralax to a new juice and hid the toilet paper.
— Uzo Njoku (@uzoart) April 12, 2026
She’ll come on here and call me the insane roommate so I want to make it’s known my actions were from being pushed. https://t.co/kL0eDNL7fW
I lived in a house with random people from Craigslist for a semester and one guy covered his room in rock climbing holds and you’d walk by and he’d just be casually perched up on the wall watching anime porn https://t.co/ymuJgqgmRq
— Midwest Modern (@JoshLipnik) April 14, 2026
#tb when my ocd+bpd roomate who’s also my best friend threatened to move out AND end the 8 year friendship bc one of my coffee mugs had a chip in it and she didn’t want it in the cabinet with the rest of the dishes “infecting” her non chipped mugs https://t.co/lLGb4yacpp
— idalia☥ (@sadleftist) April 12, 2026
I had a roommate burst into tears in front of me because me being in the room impeded the free movement of her cat. She kicked me out two weeks later. https://t.co/jkDlQiMCiE
— kate wehwalt (@mcmansionhell) April 14, 2026
I lived with a girl who one time overnight just developed a huge resentment against me for no reason, was super rude and awful to me and then it turned out she had a brain tumor. She got it removed and became normal. We never talked about it again and I forgave her https://t.co/fmPS9mpAZz
— 🕷Anya 🕷 (@skunk_bucketss) April 11, 2026
la monitrice qui me dit "t'as déjà entendu parler de la boite automatique?" alors que je suis qu'à ma deuxième leçon wsh crois en moi mgl pic.twitter.com/CsYVLx9R3X
— beaumas 🇱🇧🇵🇸𝍎𝌆 (@beaumasbreizh) April 14, 2026
qd j'étais petite je pensais qu'on disait boule à z à une personne chauve pour faire référence à zidane et son coup de tête
— Riffiya 🇲🇦⭐️⭐️ (@riffiya7) April 14, 2026
