once i asked my dad his favorite color and he said “who gives a shit”
— sydney (@squid_bees) July 26, 2026
I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked i.e up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said "Mama! Patrique!"
— 🎮 (@foreeeeeal) July 28, 2026
Me defending my cat fully aware he’s gulty but he’s my baby 😭 pic.twitter.com/IlIKh3MIWf
— Black cats are not bad luck (@blackscats) July 28, 2026
just got a rejection email for a VOLUNTEER position pic.twitter.com/byUETAxQoj
— rhi (@loonaeves) July 29, 2026
What a fucked up day man pic.twitter.com/DrsEwun9Qs
— anthony (@tony_bagz) July 29, 2026
what im doing what my mum sees pic.twitter.com/mdzfeMhi1G
— ayo ？ (@ayblaack) July 27, 2026
submitting job applications in 2026 is a lot like when you were younger and you’d write letters to Santa
— Neet (@neet_sol) July 28, 2026
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY MUSTARD pic.twitter.com/uIwf3VkSpp
— Solace 🏳️⚧️ (@solaceinthesnow) July 27, 2026
Cut my dog’s nail too short and it bled so im gonna cut off my finger so he knows im sorry
— Emily Rownd (@EmilyRownd) July 29, 2026
Getting a cinema membership instead of a gym membership pic.twitter.com/DNUiL4pgGi
— ້ (@SEVEREDHELLY) July 26, 2026
