J’ai mélangé de la farine avec de l’eau du robinet pendant 1 semaine j’ai bouffé ça avec du sucre
— Francis (@F1rancisGP) April 2, 2025
Ps : c’est une recette tunisienne ça s’appelle Assida et sah c’est pas mal
Récupérer les fin de mégots de clopes dans les cendriers
— Blub (@Bluubb_) April 2, 2025
the way i stay at home bro i am becoming a furniture
— Free (@callmetwintoes) March 29, 2025
why the phone ring longer when you ignoring the call 😭
— ᴿᵒⁿⁿʸ🀥𖤓 (@lil_slickyy) March 29, 2025
just saw a bi person explain why they’re single by saying “women deserve better than me and i deserve better than a man”
— Vivian (@suchnerve) March 28, 2025
my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume pic.twitter.com/XVf0fytO25
— ☔ (@Whotfismick) March 30, 2025
Cuz I paid for the whole apartment https://t.co/R0PussfLrf
— .Janicifer. (@QuirkyJERK) March 29, 2025
i have two friends who are considering having sex with each other for fanfic research purposes and i can’t stop laughing because that’s exactly fanfic logic of how they would fall in love
— b (@wwxwashere) March 28, 2025
asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can i have more coffee?” two minute later
— The Sensitive Warrior (@coffeetime33) March 23, 2025
me passing someone: u slow bitch
— Redd (@ReddCinema) March 30, 2025
me being passed: ok speed racer
