i love that our generation managed to kill the stereotype that if you have tattoos, you won’t be able to find a job.

now nobody can find a job, whether you have tattoos or not.

— COCO (@TWOTIMESABITCH) August 1, 2026

my cat passed away from cancer six years ago and when i miss her i search up my old address on google maps because they still have the image of her waiting patiently to be let back in :') pic.twitter.com/gYEGLkWVW7

— Pengu (@Penguxn) August 4, 2026

When the doctor says “it's just a chest infection” but then Batman walks in with a PS5 pic.twitter.com/hEdfNHmHIk

— autist (@litteralyme0) August 1, 2026

I am going to reduce my drug use by moving to Drug City with my close personal friend Mr. Drugs https://t.co/uP27nNwHIL

— Y'alldabaoth (@FadedAfRuatha) August 2, 2026

I had a family member that made her son swear he would never bring home a black girl. So in college he brought home a black man and I think about that all the time 😂

— Maryam (@hell_line0) August 3, 2026

Them: what are your hobbies?

Me: I love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home.

— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) August 1, 2026

Restaurants are full of male chefs but at home it's a woman's job.

When it's unpaid, it's for women.
When its profitable, it suddenly becomes a man's "passion".

— My heart (@MyHeartcode) August 2, 2026

“Women don’t care about men’s mental health.”

Men used to take parts of women’s brains out of their heads for daring to have an opinion.

— Dua (@Duakz5q) August 2, 2026

“Feminism exists because a man's rights are universal, but a woman's rights depend on laws, religion, and geography.”

– Sandra Vergara. https://t.co/W4w5JnjlJ6

— 𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 (@princesalamwane) August 2, 2026

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done. pic.twitter.com/Fbne9AOmBE

— ☔ (@Whotfismick) August 5, 2026