4yo had an epic tantrum earlier and said to me, “you are ugly on the inside AND outside.”
— rue🌿 (@Ruesavatar) April 11, 2025
I regularly tell her she is beautiful on the inside and outside. She figured out that reversing it is quite mean. She only has the cognitive ability of a pig or raven rn. I am terrified. 😳
(in the car)
— eigenrobot (@eigenrobot) April 12, 2025
4yo: (tears paper)
4yo: NOOOOO. My paper is teared!
Me: Kiddo. If you don't want your paper torn, you can just not tear your paper.
4yo: NO. DADDY don't DO it. Stop telling me things I don't want to learn!
Entendu ces deux petites filles dans le couloir du tribunal pour enfants à Nanterre :
— Helin Köse (@helnks) April 7, 2025
« – Moi plus tard je voudrais être soit pâtissière, soit juge, soit ministre de la justice.
– Pâtissière ?! Mais c’est super dur pâtissière ! »
Elio la putain de légende https://t.co/ctlgnoYvET
— Nocil (@N0cil) April 12, 2025
Les petits absorbent TOUTES les expressions de leur père 😭 tt à l’heure le 7 ans me croise dans le salon, interrompt sa conv, me regarde droit dans les yeux et me sort archi sérieux « mais ce serait pas la déesse de la beauté ??? » c’est ce que me dit son père qd il me cheb MDRR
— 🥨 (@madamebretzel) April 9, 2025
Ptdrrr y’a des petites qui jouent à cache cache dans ma résidence, et celle qui compte à dit « 38..39.. TRENTE DIX » bichette 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— Momma Shi’ 🍃🐦🔥 (@iamsoowsooh) April 9, 2025
4yo: (tells an outrageous lie)
— eigenrobot (@eigenrobot) April 14, 2025
me: do you think i was born yesterday?
4yo: daddy let's play Born Yesterday. you have to pretend not to know anything.
me: (incoherent babbling)
4yo: NO daddy. You have to say, "Ah! My second day on Earth!"
every “Katy Perry goes to space” headline should really be “Katy Perry does free press for Jeff Bezos and his stupid “space” tourism company”
— Will Kellogg (@willkellogg.bsky.social)2025-04-14T13:39:57.681Z
