Thank god the bakery had one vulva meringue pie left pic.twitter.com/PyvrRMH5aw
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) April 10, 2025
This tweet looks like the premise for a black mirror episode https://t.co/2IqRION7WL
— Sherry (@SchrodingrsBrat) April 11, 2025
someone on tiktok said RuPaul looks like a bald woman sitting in front of a blonde wig and now I can't unsee it pic.twitter.com/zh2XCIbIN9
— Seddera Side (@sedderaside) April 10, 2025
a toddler grabbing your hand to walk somewhere is one of those things that make you feel good inside no matter what going on
— ً (@sonohoor) April 13, 2025
Randomly hearing your favorite song is more satisfying than putting it on yourself.
— Arosam! (@Sloppy_McNuts) April 12, 2025
wearing this to my job interview pic.twitter.com/v3ao7cp6zg
— lily *• (@lilienvenus) April 10, 2025
I’M OFFICIALLY AT THE AGE WHERE I’M NOT UPGRADING MY PHONE UNTIL IT STOPS WORKING
— ً (@ppyowna) April 12, 2025
can we normalize digging in our nose
— liv (@olliiviiiaaaa) April 14, 2025
yesterday at the coffee shop the worker accidentally punched my order in wrong and almost charged $750 for a coffee and croissant so i said “girl, the tariffs…” it absolutely crushed. i was the star of that interaction
— lesbian mothman 🇵🇸 (@verysmallriver) April 12, 2025
If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I’m a gynecologist…
— Jeremy London (@SirJeremyLondon) April 15, 2025
