jobs call u 7 months later like "are u still interested" bro i'm homeless now
— poppa (@popitforpoppa) September 2, 2026
Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
— cat memes (@hardcatmemes) September 6, 2026
before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
— chicken gel (@ttpdfc) September 3, 2026
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same: pic.twitter.com/abP5MGVtgW
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us
— Amigo (@Topboix) September 6, 2026
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
— Scotty (@Dotsy1978) September 7, 2026
British-Nigerian influencer Tiny d!es after undergoing p*nis enlargement procedure in Thailand. pic.twitter.com/5UwfMTZ1Rq
— YabaLeftOnline (@yabaleftonline) September 5, 2026
Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose
— 𐕣🧛🏾 (@doyenmxn) September 5, 2026
