“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) September 6, 2026
Me at the bar: pic.twitter.com/qMJVJJ5qN1
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
asked fiancé to make me a hot dog and he wrote love you in the mustard and i cried pic.twitter.com/0IzdZlU6d3
— lexi (@elextra__) September 6, 2026
As a Canadian I now fully understand why the people of Gondor didn't like living next to Mordor.
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) September 3, 2026
All love but this not being green is pissing me tf off https://t.co/RMnwc3eOc4pic.twitter.com/pyW5iQSNwA
— 🦇Bel || sarcasticmoon🦇 (@BugsBunnyInDrag) September 8, 2026
before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
— chicken gel (@ttpdfc) September 3, 2026
Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
Remember cats have great night vision so if they step on your face in the middle of the night it’s on purpose
— 𐕣🧛🏾 (@doyenmxn) September 5, 2026
trying to support my friend with depression while having depression pic.twitter.com/1lPEsTnZHp
— vivi (@mooncatvivi) September 7, 2026
jobs call u 7 months later like "are u still interested" bro i'm homeless now
— poppa (@popitforpoppa) September 2, 2026
