Academy voters when they're forced to actually watch movies https://t.co/mnmuELGXnapic.twitter.com/iCqU7bCkGs

— Raz (@BurgundyStriker) April 22, 2025

i'm pretty sure the cat wrote this pic.twitter.com/ydy80W2ZWn

— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) April 21, 2025

Well she jumped on my stomach, right on the fucking incisions, in the middle of the night. So I’m now questioning her standard of care https://t.co/uiJXnc234n

— Meg (@megannn_lynne) April 22, 2025

did you know 17 muscles are activated when you’re crying? fitness is my passion

— ً (@sonohoor) April 18, 2025

“AI is coming for your job” I’d like to see AI drink 11 coffees, have an anxiety attack, and respond to a work email 6 weeks late

— Neil Renic (@NC_Renic) April 19, 2025

VERY unpopular opinion humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

— Philosophy Of Life (@PhilOfLife_) April 21, 2025

Sorry i didn't text you back i was pretending i didn't see it and i ended up actually forgetting

— alfie (@alfienxo) April 21, 2025

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly. It’s fucking over for all your other pants

— Spencer (@saintY00L1N) April 18, 2025

old people get so mad when you’re young and tired

— 👨🏾‍💻 (@soIodown) April 18, 2025