when you wake up thinking it's 3am but it's actually 37 seconds before your alarm pic.twitter.com/4bSXkIiv7P
— Miilato (@miiilato) September 1, 2026
As a Canadian I now fully understand why the people of Gondor didn't like living next to Mordor.
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) September 3, 2026
When i was in third grade i had a crush on this guy and he had a crush on this other girl. When i cried to my mom about this she said: “You’re in third grade, it’s not like they’re gonna get married.” I felt better until i saw today on instagram that they did in fact get married.
— selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) September 7, 2026
Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
sometimes, after i've completed a task that wasn't on my to-do list, i add it, then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) September 2, 2026
I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) September 4, 2026
sleeping is nice because it's like being dead without hurting my family
— 𝟒𝟒𝟒 (@DEUILSTEARS444) September 6, 2026
hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us
— Amigo (@Topboix) September 6, 2026
wait… i don't remember packing this pic.twitter.com/pofXs5KkuF
— frisk 🐎 🇻🇪 (@sakakiplush) September 3, 2026
before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
— chicken gel (@ttpdfc) September 3, 2026
