Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔
— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026
When i was in third grade i had a crush on this guy and he had a crush on this other girl. When i cried to my mom about this she said: “You’re in third grade, it’s not like they’re gonna get married.” I felt better until i saw today on instagram that they did in fact get married.
— selfpaglu. (@maramarvellous_) September 7, 2026
I want to delete LinkedIn, not my personal account, but the site
— Keagan Wernicke (@keaganwernicke) September 2, 2026
she was leaning against my leg sleeping but I moved slightly so she woke up to turn around and stare at me like this pic.twitter.com/BtqdB9hoFF
— Fable (@6dollarballoon) September 3, 2026
Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”
— Luis Vercetti (@97Vercetti) September 6, 2026
Me at the bar: pic.twitter.com/qMJVJJ5qN1
Me looking at houses worth 2 million like
— Peng🦋 (@SusuDpeng) September 5, 2026
“No I don’t like the cabinets ” pic.twitter.com/FczPNqsmMq
Look at him still trying to overcompensate after death. https://t.co/CJp7zwgI1w
— astor (@grandpabbychuck) September 6, 2026
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same: pic.twitter.com/abP5MGVtgW
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
Lola, my love, there's no way this is comfortable pic.twitter.com/glQ1xeAhiz
— Laayla (@layla_fieldnote) September 2, 2026
