Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
— cat memes (@hardcatmemes) September 6, 2026
that guy who died from the penis enlargement. in Heaven does he have his original small penis or does he take the enhanced penis with him
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) September 6, 2026
Me looking at houses worth 2 million like
— Peng🦋 (@SusuDpeng) September 5, 2026
“No I don’t like the cabinets ” pic.twitter.com/FczPNqsmMq
I DO NOT WANT TO WORK IN A COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT. I'M NOT AMBITIOUS. IJUST WANT TO WORK AT MY OWN PACE AND LIVE A PEACEFUL LIFE.
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm
— AFNYC☆ (@afashionistanyc) September 3, 2026
He’s like my own personal remy the rat except he does nothing pic.twitter.com/AiRhY3XSiO
— Gabzilla🪬 (@gimmbie13) September 3, 2026
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
— Scotty (@Dotsy1978) September 7, 2026
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same: pic.twitter.com/abP5MGVtgW
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
wait… i don't remember packing this pic.twitter.com/pofXs5KkuF
— frisk 🐎 🇻🇪 (@sakakiplush) September 3, 2026