when you wake up thinking it's 3am but it's actually 37 seconds before your alarm pic.twitter.com/4bSXkIiv7P
— Miilato (@miiilato) September 1, 2026
Bro is staying alive https://t.co/rxfmgIybMg
— Showy Ohtani (@_TYYZ) September 2, 2026
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same: pic.twitter.com/abP5MGVtgW
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
before i work on myself does anyone want me the way i am now
— chicken gel (@ttpdfc) September 3, 2026
You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm
— AFNYC☆ (@afashionistanyc) September 3, 2026
As a Canadian I now fully understand why the people of Gondor didn't like living next to Mordor.
— VisuallyBetter (@Isuckatpicking) September 3, 2026
asked fiancé to make me a hot dog and he wrote love you in the mustard and i cried pic.twitter.com/0IzdZlU6d3
— lexi (@elextra__) September 6, 2026
Dying from d**k enlargement surgery is wild. Bro wanted 3 more inches and got 6 feet. 💔
— OLAMI 💸 (@NegusBrodrick) September 6, 2026
jobs call u 7 months later like "are u still interested" bro i'm homeless now
— poppa (@popitforpoppa) September 2, 2026
