You relax for 30 mins after work & next thing you know it’s already 11pm
— AFNYC☆ (@afashionistanyc) September 3, 2026
sex is a very intimate and sacred act.
— :anriflick: (@windskylark) September 5, 2026
your body is a temple and you shouldn't be sharing it with someone who doesn't meow back at cats
sometimes, after i've completed a task that wasn't on my to-do list, i add it, then cross it off for the free dopamine boost.
— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) September 2, 2026
Wtf has happened to the price of hotel rooms?? I only want to stay a night not buy the fucking hotel.
— Scotty (@Dotsy1978) September 7, 2026
i miss when nazis were the villains in movies and everyone agreed yeah theyre the bad guys
— 🍉 jelly 🫘 is getting hard at wang (@jellymas7) September 6, 2026
trying to support my friend with depression while having depression pic.twitter.com/1lPEsTnZHp
— vivi (@mooncatvivi) September 7, 2026
I stepped out wearing a blue shirt and red shoes with a yellow tote bag and some guy yelled “what’s up primary colors!” at me. Excellent.
— Asia (@AsiaDNYC) September 4, 2026
When you hear how much the company made this year but your paycheck is still the same: pic.twitter.com/abP5MGVtgW
— ً (@omgsidewalks) September 6, 2026
Me looking at houses worth 2 million like
— Peng🦋 (@SusuDpeng) September 5, 2026
“No I don’t like the cabinets ” pic.twitter.com/FczPNqsmMq
hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us
— Amigo (@Topboix) September 6, 2026
