Those some Star Wars ass names. https://t.co/iyYPApWtPh
— MT (@MasterTainment) April 27, 2025
My husband offered to set up a nap area for me (weighted blanket, water, book, pillows), and I just realized he’s putting me down for a nap so he can go do stuff without me bothering him 😭
— Alyssa 🌻 (@alyssaleann) April 27, 2025
White men hate their wives and I be weak af watching them in public 😭😭😭😭 just huffin & puffing and rolling they eyes lmaoo
— Jamila 🔔 (@_iamjamila) April 27, 2025
I think a lot of men would ACTUALLY be happier in asexual homoromantic relationships and I’m so serious.
— isadore noir👱🏾♀️🐦⬛ (@isadorenoir) April 27, 2025
The fact that someone wrote this in the script 😂
— Emir Han (@RealEmirHan) April 28, 2025
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if you read stephen king chronologically you can pinpoint the exact moment he quit booze and made cocaine his weapon of choice
— Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) (@TheAlexSylvian) April 30, 2025
you ever be so stressed and you look in the mirror and you’re like wow ok great i’m ugly too
— ً (@sonohoor) April 27, 2025
Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as fuck.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) April 28, 2025
this made my whole day and i am not even exaggerating pic.twitter.com/7m7c4UclVo
— mary⸆⸉ 🐝𓇼🐞 sotr era (@cowboylikemare) April 28, 2025
Every airport should have a terminal for people who have apparently never flown before and don’t know what’s happening and then another terminal for normal well prepared people
— Jeanie (@buttforager) April 27, 2025
