"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

— scha·den·freu·de  (@BlisterPearl) June 3, 2026

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) May 29, 2026

my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert

— 𝒹𝓇𝒾𝓏𝓏𝓎𝓁𝒾𝓉 (@drizzylitfw) May 30, 2026

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields https://t.co/oWH5ADLCf9

— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) June 1, 2026

So You proposed to your girlfriend and your first thought was gay people? Weird flex, babe. https://t.co/ClItRfjgJY

— 💗 (@ma1ybe) June 1, 2026

firmly believe you should be allowed to do a few victimless crimes a year if they’re funny enough https://t.co/x7AM8BEFq6

— enter shakira𓅮 (@BARFJAMiN) June 1, 2026

He wanted to look tough. He posted a painting of himself surrounded by oiled-up shirtless men in tiny shorts waving pompoms. Safe to say this did not land quite the way he intended. pic.twitter.com/bRHf9xfJaW

— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) June 4, 2026

excellent use of freewill https://t.co/9J0a6YPdBy

— ໊໊ (@juniorkingpp) June 1, 2026

i'm actually kinda fun once you get to know me. (takes 3 to 4 years)

— femiiiiii. (@femiiiszn) June 1, 2026

salary increases https://t.co/pu8xAo2eD4

— Sinister in the Presidency (@AmandaBRinquest) May 28, 2026