Ce matin je me rends pour la première fois chez l'artisan Banger de mon village de Corrèze (19), j'espère ne pas être déçu et ressortir avec de bon gros bangers
— patrick vernou (@vernoupatoche) June 5, 2026
Amicalement, Patrick Vernou du Limousin, Corrèze (19) pic.twitter.com/2boUMlI3yg
L'ancien président est resté moins longtemps en prison qu'un élève de 3eme en stage d'observation https://t.co/Rb6xOeeZoE
— Mylou ☘️ (@ant_in_the_butt) June 5, 2026
When you've been alone in the bathroom for 0.3 seconds. pic.twitter.com/mRxnJ2SetI
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) May 30, 2026
If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields https://t.co/oWH5ADLCf9
— 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 (@Arealmfngl) June 1, 2026
"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."
— scha·den·freu·de (@BlisterPearl) June 3, 2026
the wind is strong but so am i pic.twitter.com/WZVWlnWXn3
— aya 𖹭 (@moonanapie) May 30, 2026
salary increases https://t.co/pu8xAo2eD4
— Sinister in the Presidency (@AmandaBRinquest) May 28, 2026
Why is there always a shop at the airport selling luggage?
— ☥𝐋𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐱 (@fw_lennox1) May 28, 2026
Who the hell is going on holiday with armfuls of clothes, thinking 'Fuck it, we'll pack when we get there' ???
Can you not fucking dox us please. https://t.co/iFs0dxhO1z
— 12,000 angry bees (@WWaltuhh) May 31, 2026
Every pet owner has accidentally created a daily ritual and now lives under a tiny furry dictator.
— 𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 (@AbakpaJob) June 1, 2026
