I was working in a classroom the other day and a student, very proudly, told me his teacher has been teaching for 21 years and another student immediately yelled “and she isn’t even dead yet!!”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) May 2, 2025
Moi : * prépare des oignons *
— Khalysta Farall 🐻🍉 (@KhalystaF) April 30, 2025
Ma fille :
– Tu sais moi j'ai une super technique pour pas pleurer avec les oignons : je te laisse faire, comme ça moi ça me fait pas pleurer.
Elle ira loin cette petite.
me: you should pick up your toys so the tooth fairy doesn't trip
— meghan (@deloisivete) May 4, 2025
7yo:
me:
7yo: the tooth fairy has wings so she normally just flies
*having some girl time with friends*
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) April 24, 2025
Friend 1: I haven’t been on a date in 7 months
Friend 2: I haven’t been on a date in 2 years!
My daughter, who is 9: well I haven’t been on a date in 9 years!!!
My niece asked what 69 was and my sister said don’t say that and she said but what if I need to count to 100!?
— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) April 24, 2025
4yo: *resigned sigh* "I think I need to sing a song now. it's coming on."
— 🌾🍁🍂 bosco 🍂🍁🌾 (@selentelechia) May 3, 2025
8yo boy: I'm hiding from [8yo girl] because she called me a cutie baby.
— Kelsey Piper (@KelseyTuoc) May 2, 2025
me, on autopilot from adjudicating child conflicts: Did you tell her that you don't like that?
8yo boy, as if I am very dense: no, I do like that, I just hide from her when she does it
My kids and I have this bit where I say something and they ignore me.
— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) May 2, 2025
on a été à la mairie avec les élèves pour une expo, y’a une petite qui me demande « mais pourquoi y’a la grosse tete de macron dans un cadre? »
— priam ꩜ (@SANSVlSAGE) May 5, 2025
C'est l'été ! 🌞
— Toubib 🩺 | Just A Word 📚 (@NightHaunter) May 2, 2025
La preuve ?
3 fractures hier en garde, 3 chutes de trampoline.
Comme chaque année.
Cette invention de l'enfer quand même 👿
