Voilà, c'est nettement plus réaliste ainsi. #LesFatalsPicsart
— Bernard-Henri Béry (@bernardhenribery.bsky.social)2025-05-03T17:34:38.587Z
– Et quels vœux as-tu faits sur Parcoursup ?
— Bernard-Henri Béry (@bernardhenribery.bsky.social)2025-04-08T16:44:49.134Z
👦🏼 – « Maman, tu sais ce que je vais t’offrir? »
— Den Angèle🤰 (@Daelysia2) May 2, 2025
👩🏻 – « Non… Quoi? »
👦🏼 – « Des fleurs! »
👩🏻 – « Ohhhh…🥹🥹 »
👦🏼 – « Pour quand tu seras morte! »
Ah… Bon, au moins j’aurais une tombe fleurie…
My nonverbal toddler just said his first words in like 2 years 😭his dad told him he have to wait for his phone and my toddler responded “ I bite” and proceeded to bite his ass😭😭😭😭 I am so fucking weak right now
— Moosha (@Moosh______) May 1, 2025
Toddler: Daddy I love you.
— My Life As Dad (@milifeasdad) April 29, 2025
Me: I love you too.
Toddler: I pooped myself.
Me: (watching TV with my 14yo) those characters would make a solid couple. I would totally… ship them… Am I using that word right?
— Michael Vogel (@MichaelVogel1) May 4, 2025
14yo: uhh… Yes…
Me: what's up? You hate me using your generation's words wrong
14yo: that doesn't mean I like it when you get it right
